Draco · Malfoy

Honestly, I am so grateful that my father has always been good enough to provide me with the best.

Just imagine, if I did not attend Ohtori Academy, why, I might be stuck in such a cesspool as Westhamburger.

And given what has recently come out about that poor excuse for a school?

Why, they're a bunch of animals, not even well learned enough to properly lock something to their Headmistress -- or better yet, have the presence of mind to present such a thing in person.

I must remember to thank my father -- did you know, they're naming a building after him? It might be another Library, but I'm hoping it'll be a sports field.


Now, onto the relevant: isn't a shame that even at Ohtori, there's not a single decent girl worth asking? If only the Parkinsons weren't on extended holiday.


[ooc: FFFF MY INTERNET IS BALLS i may disappear 'til morning... I HOPE THIS IS OKAY BLAIR-MUN FOR I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR I FEAR ... UM. INTRODUCTIONS. -- ... HAD TO GO TO WORK, ALL COMMENTS I MISSED WILL BE LATER HIT. ]

[accidental voice post, because they always are]

[SPLASH – and a lot more after that + incoherent words that become a shout of]

H-HELP! I’M DROW—--

[oh this is seriously shallow, brb clamoring out of the water]—

… A port key?

W-well, you won’t have it that easily. Don’t you know who you’re dealing with? Come out, and I’ll—I’ll show you what it means to regret!



[ooc: WOW.. HELLO.. FINALLY... action if you're around w/e]